I just had the most brilliant idea.
It’s about Dorchester. (How can a Chesterton fan not like Dor-CHESTER?)
It’s in Boston. (And yes, I’m still planning to write about Boston, and JFK.) I don’t mind Mattapan either.
So I had this idea of a swap. Could we make Massachusetts part of Canada?
The Americans could have Quebec.
I don’t think we need it.