I just had the most brilliant idea.

It’s about Dorchester. (How can a Chesterton fan not like Dor-CHESTER?)

It’s in Boston. (And yes, I’m still planning to write about Boston, and JFK.) I don’t mind Mattapan either.

So I had this idea of a swap. Could we make Massachusetts part of Canada?

The Americans could have Quebec.

I don’t think we need it.