I don’t watch the news.
I don’t really understand why anybody would.
It keeps changing.

I’d rather read
Chesterton.
(What he said 100 years ago
is even more true today.)

I’m always up-to-date.

Catechism of the Catholic Church.
Another great choice.
Always up-to-date.

Doesn’t go out of style.
Because it never was in.