Rhinoceros Rhinoceros
Once I wuz
A rhino on a plain
The sky was blue above my head and
The grass was green beneath my feet

Rhinoceros Rhinoceros
I wuz as happy as a clam
Except for the fact that I wuz
A rhino on a plain
Not a creature of the sea

The sun shone bright
The coast plain wuz clear
No end in sight
No limits, nope
No barbed wire here

Rhino Rhino
But then

I dunno

Something happened
I wuz no longer
A rhino on a plain

I became
A rhino on a plane
(Air Canada)

Cargo section

Someone shipped me
Third class
To
Somewhere else

I wuz “On Line”

Where am I?
I dunno

All I know is
I’m on display

Rhino Rhino
What do you say?

Rhino Rhino
How do you look?

Rhino Rhino
In a cage
On display

Let’s poke you here
Let’s poke you there

Oh what fun!
Oh what a show!

Rhino Rhino
Here we go!

Don’t worry folks
It’s alright
I know this Rhino
I know her type

Thick-skinned
Brainy and brash
Don’t feel shy now
She’s been bashed

Lots before

Don’t worry folks
It’s alright
Do what you like
It’s showtime

Yes folks
You heard right
Do what you like

Just make sure you don’t
Just make sure you don’t
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